I’ve gone and done it. I ordered a FiOS package. I swore for years and years after Verizon gave me the hard sell that I wouldn’t touch their fiber optic cables with a ten foot pole. After the month long run around required to move my landline and DSL from the old house to the new (a total distance of four miles) during which they pushed me off to a FiOS salesperson at ever opportunity even though said sales people were baffled as to why I was sent to them when all I needed was my copper lines to work properly I swore I’d get FiOS over my dead body.
I guess I’m dead now.
But on the plus side,