I found the most fabulous little black dress at a *ahem* cut rate fashion liquidator type store. It’s still available at the original store for five times what I paid for it. I intend to wear it Easter Sunday (assuming it is no longer snowing – SNOW GO AWAY).
My legs are so pasty white that they might frighten small children. “Mama! Mama where are you!? The lady’s legs! They blinded me!” So I busted out the bottle of self tanner.
I’ve tried several brands of self tanner. I’ve tried foams,
I’m so glad I have a blog so I can share this with the universe.